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Subject: 9 most important men in a woman's life!
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Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 9:43:46 AM         
   


9 most important men in a woman's life!
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1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in,you will love it"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on table or up against the wall"


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9 most important men in a woman's life! Posted by Khalil Shaddad @ 4/2/2003 9:43:46 AM