>
> A shy but handsome fellow was at a club and sees a beautiful woman
> seated alone at the bar. After an hour of screwing up his courage
> he heads over to her and asks tentatively, "Uh, would you mind if
> I chatted with you for a while?"
>
> She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep
> with you tonight!"
>
> Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the poor guy
> is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he meanders back to his
> table.
>
> After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
> smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm
> a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
> to embarrassing situations."
>
> To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
> $200 an hour!"
>
two guys sit at the bar. Says one to the other: "My wife's an angel" reply from the other, "Lucky you, mine is still alive!"

Boudewijn Lutge®ink
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