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Subject: RE: At The Bar...
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Date: Tuesday, April 08, 2003 9:33:29 AM         
   


>
> A shy but handsome fellow was at a club and sees a beautiful woman
> seated alone at the bar. After an hour of screwing up his courage
> he heads over to her and asks tentatively, "Uh, would you mind if
> I chatted with you for a while?"
>
> She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep
> with you tonight!"
>
> Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the poor guy
> is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he meanders back to his
> table.
>
> After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
> smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm
> a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
> to embarrassing situations."
>
> To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
> $200 an hour!"
>
two guys sit at the bar. Says one to the other: "My wife's an angel" reply from the other, "Lucky you, mine is still alive!"

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At The Bar... Posted by Amar, Joemarie B. @ 4/5/2003 4:01:00 AM
RE: At The Bar... Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 4/8/2003 9:33:29 AM
RE: At The Bar... Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 4/8/2003 11:53:22 AM