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Subject: Clever One
Thread ID: 21811 Message ID: 21811 # Views: 59 # Ratings: 0
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Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 9:11:56 AM         
   


Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped somecards on the floor.When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill'swife's, legs were spread wide, and wasn't wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on thetable & emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wifefollowed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well asthe moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested.

She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons & Johndoesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the plannedtime at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed upon $500,they went to the bedroom & closed their sexual transaction as she had promised.

Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?".

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, & after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".

Bll, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning & borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home & pay me back."


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Clever One Posted by Khalil Shaddad @ 4/2/2003 9:11:56 AM
RE: Clever One Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 4/2/2003 9:59:15 AM
What is LOL? Posted by Rene Relucio @ 4/5/2003 10:58:27 AM
Laugh Out Loud. = LOL Posted by Simon Arnold @ 4/5/2003 12:48:58 PM
What is LOL? Not as intense as ROTFLMAO! Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 4/8/2003 9:27:53 AM