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Subject: don't mess with kids
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Date: Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:02:58 PM         

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

Boudewijn LutgeĀ®ink
There's a light at the end of the tunnel, let's just hope it is not the headlight of a freight-train.


don't mess with kids Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 3/27/2007 6:02:58 PM
RE: don't mess with kids Posted by zakaria hamieh @ 3/28/2007 7:42:09 AM