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 Boudewijn Lutgerink
Subject: just for fun
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Date: Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:36:58 AM         

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Duluth.
They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven. (Budgies are commonly referred to as parakeets but the word parakeet actually describes any small parrot-like bird with a long tail.)
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pays for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Two Harbors.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says, "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun, shoots the parrot, and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop, is carrying a paper bag, and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits a rock and lays there lifeless. Once more Ole shakes his head.... "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting and now Lars hengliding....."

Boudewijn LutgeĀ®ink
Do yer know why border collies were not allowed in South Africa during the times of racial discrimination?
They were the dogs that had black and white in one body (and, god beware, a bit of brown as well...)


just for fun Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 10/26/2006 11:36:58 AM
RE: just for fun Posted by Dave Crozier @ 10/26/2006 12:04:26 PM
RE: just for fun Posted by Pete Sass @ 10/27/2006 3:46:33 PM
RE: just for fun Posted by Terry Parkinson @ 10/27/2006 5:30:01 PM
RE: just for fun Posted by William Sanders @ 10/27/2006 11:29:26 PM
RE: just for fun Posted by Boudewijn Lutgerink @ 11/1/2006 8:12:19 AM