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 Jun Tangunan
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Subject: RE: Programmer joke
Thread ID: 416554 Message ID: 416558 # Views: 81 # Ratings: 0
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Date: Wednesday, December 31, 2014 2:06:20 AM         
   


> Jun,
>
> This one made me smile, Jun. But it didn't make me laugh hard
> enough to fall off my perch.
>
> Dan B.


Yes, I got tons of jokes but most of those are nasty ones. And some here might find those oppressive that I refrain myself posting those here.

During the times I was not able to go inside foxite due to our ISP problem, I decided to join a Filipino joke community in fb. Within the week they elevated me to admin status; because I made them laugh daily. And daily new members join for laugh

Most of those jokes though I also found in the web and then I reworded based on my taste of delivery. Here is one:

A bear and a rabbit were shitting side by side in the forest when the bear looked at the rabbit

Bear: Hey Mr. Rabbit. I am constantly amazed how thick and soft your fur is. Don't you have any problem with shit sticking onto it?

Rabbit: None at all my friend!

So the bear grabbed the shitting rabbit and wiped his own butt using the rabbit


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Programmer joke Posted by Jun Tangunan @ 12/31/2014 12:07:44 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by Dan Baker @ 12/31/2014 1:42:40 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by Jun Tangunan @ 12/31/2014 2:06:20 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by Jun Tangunan @ 12/31/2014 2:32:59 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by Victor Espina @ 12/31/2014 3:01:40 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by Don Higgins @ 12/31/2014 5:45:44 AM
RE: Programmer joke Posted by viorel grafu @ 12/31/2014 5:38:15 PM